@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative changes such as:
-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.
@margadil@social.vivaldi.net
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Whoever is still buying stuff from Jeff, is doing something wrong.
I am clean for more than 12 months.