Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative changes such as:
-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
In my opinion, Mr Facts, you can beat on Amazon like a kettle drum as often as you like, and I will boost every one of your posts -- and say, "Thank YOU, sir, for your service"!