@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative changes such as:
-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.
@WorldTravelerAll7@mastodon.world
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social lol😄
i wish it did do that. i wonder if that would convince people who claim they #Resist to actually canx #amazon prime & stop shopping there. but unlikely 😒![]()