Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative changes such as:
-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.
Mark von Übelgarten@vonubelgarten@mastodon.sdf.org
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS !!1
(sorry 😂
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