Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative changes such as:
-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.
Roknrol@roknrol@beige.party
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
"Make the device loudly screech if user closes the app." made me think of Janet from "The Good Place" begging for her life every time someone presses her reset button.