Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Nutritionists say it's best to eat whole foods. So I am proud to unveil my new line of healthy protein bars that only contain one ingredient: Highly processed gunk.
Matthias Rex 🦣
@Meowthias@mastodon.world
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Just a 5 pound block of nougat for the health nuts to gnaw on.