@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Imagine if a cashier at Costco murdered two customers, and instead of them being arrested Costco was just like "Okay everyone calm down, we have demoted the cashier's boss from Manager to Assistant Manager".
@SeanPLynch@mastodon.social
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
the solution to the question on every Costco customer's mind...
"Where do they get the meat from to keep the cost of those hot dogs so low?"