Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Elon is the worst.

"I invented a device that sucks up crumbs. My advisors told me that's just a vacuum. Can you believe that? invented the vacuum." " -Elon Musk
Angelina
@Angelina@mastodon.online

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "We practice selective annihilation of mayors and government officials, for example, to create a vacuum, then we fill that vacuum. As popular war advances, peace is closer"

Loïc Denuzière
@tarmil@mastodon.tarmil.fr

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Actual low quality fact: his sycophant advisors wouldn't tell him that's just a vacuum, they'd laud his genius once again.

Michael Weiss
@mweiss@infosec.exchange

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social so the thing he invented sucks?

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@opethminded@mstdn.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social He will put vacuums on Mars by the end of 2026 /s

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@DyingWorld@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social given the source of this meme, I want to assume satire, but honestly I can't tell anymore