Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Goth Sloth Plush. Do you think he became goth because it rhymes with sloth? Or does he have no concept of the English language and simply likes the aesthetic? Please discuss.
https://collabs.shop/gbsef2

Negative12DollarBill
@negative12dollarbill@techhub.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social "Goth" does not rhyme with "Sloth". "Sloth" rhymes with "Growth". Hope this helps.

DeterioratedStucco
@SoftwareTheron@mas.to

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
"You mean... Teddy is not my dad?!"

mauvedeity
@mauvedeity@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social bought for my wife. Thanks for sharing.

AutistiCritic
@benjamincox@writing.exchange

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Don’t care - I want one! 😍

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

If he is best friends with a goth moth I am going to lose my mind.

Matthias Rex 🦣
@Meowthias@mastodon.world

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social He was a Bauhaus fan before it was cool.

Klimperei - Petchanatz
@Klimperei@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social he didn’t became he was born like that