Reliable Narrator@trevorflowers@hachyderm.io
As many times as my cheap earbuds have fallen out of my head, I am stunned they haven't landed in a machine, viscous material, time portal, or smol dog teefs. I don't particularly care for these buds* so it's mildly annoying that they continue to survive.
* Raycon Everyday Earbuds with oversensitive touch controls, disappearing battery life, and midling range. 2/5 stars