Brutkey

Hapi
@hapi@blahaj.social

Hi Everybody! This is my introduction post. If you want to know more about me: feel free to scroll through my timeline.

I just want to say: these humanist devices are terrible to operate when you have fins. So be patient with me when I make stupid writing errors...

#octopus #Smolhaj #Blahaj #introduction

A Blåhaj cuddly shark typing with one side fin on a smart phone. A Smolhaj cuddly shark and a small crocheted black octopus with colorful bead tentacles are watching. They are all sitting on a soft blue surface. The Blåhaj wears a haj-vis harness with rainbow patches and a key cord with a Dutch OV-chipkaart on it. Normally I don't ask, Hapi, but this is your introduction post, so is this OK? * Thanks for asking! You are still a mystery to me, I don't know who you are, but I am grateful you always add an alt-text. You should really explain more: tell them what a Blåhaj looks like, that a Smolhaj is a Blåhaj of 55cm. And the Smolhaj is my bestie, Smol Loki. The little octopus is Wolfi Wilbury, decendent from a famous family of travelers. Tel them the soft blue surface is a pile of beanbags. You really should also explain the haj-vis harness, the rainbow patches with my mastodon address and motto on it, 'bite for your right to cuddle', and explain the OV-chipkaart, my public transportation card with my picture and name on it. There is so much you should explain! And are you Dutch? Only Dutch say 'key cord' everybody else says 'lanyard'! Hapi, I only have 1500 characters here! There is no place to tell about all of that... but from now on I won't say 'key cord' anymore, but I will say 'lanyard'. OK? * Thanks! And lets keep it a secret that you always add a personal note to the alt-texts. Everybody, if you want to reply to this, put it in an alt-text!