@HurricaneWeasel@mastodon.world
I thought long and hard about it. 
Instead of me going to work, you should take me in, feed me
, pet me
, cuddle me
, and give me a place to sleep. 
In return, I will meow for you and remind you to feed me, pet me, cuddle me, and give me a place to sleep. It's a win-win situation. 