Brutkey

Elena ``of Valhalla''
@valhalla@social.gl-como.it

legitimate¹ advertisement email:

Subject: The ball season is startingWill you be sewing your own formal dresses?

me:

surely you mean “sit on the couch wrapped in two blankets season”, right?

And yes, I should really sew myself another cuddling-on-the-couch dress, because the ones I have are starting to be a bit worn :D (but I think I already have all of the materials in the stash)

¹ it's from a shop I buy from, and I haven't bothered unsubscribing yet

Lars Wirzenius
@liw@toot.liw.fi

@valhalla@social.gl-como.it I misread that. I now have visions of drag queens playing basketball in formal evening dresses, high heels and everything. I'm not into watching sports, but I'm sure that'd interest a bunch of people.

rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua
@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

@valhalla@social.gl-como.it

"Ball season" is when you stay inside a ball of blankets, right?