Brutkey

rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua
@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online

Here, and in some other Italian regions, mussels are called "cozze".

That sounds exactly like the German word "Kotze"… meaning "vomit".

Guess who was to suggest to an arrogant restaurant owner to write on their blackboard, instead of "Spaghetti con cozze" a wonderul "Spaghetti mit Kotze" to attract German tourists… blobwhistle

Melissa BearTrix
@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online

@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

That's naughty and I love it ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua
@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online

The restaurant owner thought to be "smart" because even being semi-literate (or semi-illiterate? 🤔🤔) he had a bulky Mercedes (oh, and a Rolex, too)…

Melissa BearTrix
@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online

@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

The Rolex says it all ... Giggles

I bet he had the Rolex wank

You ask some that are wearing a Rolex, they will 90 %, thrust their arm out, wiggle their wrist, so you get dazzled and then hole their wrist to look at the time

What they are hoping is for you to say "ooo aarr Rolex?"

What you should do is laugh, because it's true and so funny or don't show any interest

Hugz & xXx

Ángela Stella Matutina
@angelastella@social.treehouse.systems

@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online @GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

I wrinkle my nose in disgust at exhibitionists of any kind. Back in the day down here it was not just expensive mechanical watches but smartphones and later "smart" watches. Go ahead, drop your trousers too, you know you want to.