Robert RoskamThe glass is ....
Optimist: half full
Pessimist: half empty
Backend engineer: this is a frontend problem
Frontend engineer: I just put in the water that the API gave me
Fullstack: the glass meets the spec I was given.
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Robert RoskamEM: let's clarify the ACs with the PM
UI Designer: the glass is a user hostile pattern
Product Manager: glass size may be a perception issue; let's A/B test some fake doors
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Robert RoskamInfra: I pulled down a glass from the artifact registry, and it held water just fine
QA: I can confirm the water looks like it's halfway up; I also tested it with a duck, and the glass broke, so that may be a bug
Security engineer: the glass has a slight green tint; it may have vulnerabilities if it was made during the 30s when glass had uranium in it. We should isolate the glass to prevent users from interacting with it.
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