Brutkey

myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win

The new beauty trend is taping your ears forward with little wires so they stick out more (it's youthful! elf-like! old man vibes!)

As far as silly beauty trends go, I'll take it. The big ears crew deserves some love.

... and ... please stick with me this will make sense. What if we motorized them? Put some lil' servos and bluetooth back there so you could make them move at will?

I think I have just given someone on here their next project. :)

#fashion

myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win

Thinking of my middle school friend who had... well she had a lot of ears. She was always trying to use her hair to tamp them down.

If only she could see this.

rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua
@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

@futurebird@sauropods.win

A good yoga exercise is to learn how to control the muscles moving them (I've seen just a fistful of people doing that, but this means it's possible).

This would require some time, so for a while we don't have this people around.

SouthFresh
@SouthFresh@mastodon.social

@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org @futurebird@sauropods.win I can, in fact, independently move my ears.

When I first learned how to wiggle my ears, I quickly figured out how to do them independently.

What gave me pause was when I was in class one day, and the teacher dropped something. The ear closest to the sound moved without me thinking about it.