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RE: https://mastodon.online/@brianbilston/115745442380750782

Check out @brianbilston@mastodon.online for some very smile-worthy and literary poems and creative writings.

Also his website - https://brianbilston.com/
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Brian Bilston
@brianbilston@mastodon.online

This is called ‘Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs’.

Twenty Modern-Day Proverbs

Fake news travels fast.
Post in haste, regret immediately.
Two’s company, three’s a crowdsourcing campaign.
AI for an eye, an untruth for a truth.
Beware of geeks bearing gifs.
Caesar’s Wi-Fi must be above suspicion.
A scrolling phone gathers no moss.
Share and share and like.
Don’t feed the troll that bites you.
Empty influencers make the most noise.
Every blog has its day.
Blessed are the content creators.
There’s a time and podcast for everything.
Do not judge clickbait by its cover.
A WhatsApp a day keeps your mother at bay.
All’s well that trends well.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to phish and you pheed him for a lifetime.
Every cloud has a data centre.
Spam tomorrow and spam yesterday – and always spam today.
The end justifies the memes.

Brian Bilston