@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
That's helpful to know.
That's helpful to know.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social a family member had one before a blood test for some reason and the hospital thought he had serious issues when they got the results. Fortunately they retested, but it wasn't the first time this person has done something silly like that.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social actual fact: you can counter it with black licorice, which depletes potassium. As a bonus, you get black licorice.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
How am I still alive???
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Hmmm... I love a nice down-curved banana, which you easily can swallow, when you can feel it expand even a bit more while you thoroughly s*** β uh wait, I just get it - it seems we're talking about the real fruit here...
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social huh I always thought it cause magnesium abduction
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social eating more than one banana per day makes me vomit even thoug I love them so this is a pretty high quality fact for me, I expected the lowest quality facts from this account, please do worse.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
How many more than one is another question.