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Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.
Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social they told him he could have 600 marshmallows if heβd wait five minutes, but no.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Heck that ainβt nothinβ. I can eat 90 chestnuts in 300 seconds!
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social And that turned him inot the Michelline man?
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social what was really impressive was his 20 yard bath room dash.