Captain Button@cptbutton@dice.camp
The Secret Origin Of Captain Button
Captain Button this is a superhero-style nickname friends gave me because of all the witty buttons I wore. I am not a real captain of any of the nautical, military, paramilitary, or industrial varieties.
I adopted it as my net.handle.
At one point if you asked a search engine for "captain button" I was maybe one third of the results, along with the European "discoverer" of Manitoba, and various false hits.
Captain Button@cptbutton@dice.camp
Then a real USAF Captain Craig Button died in a mysterious plane crash. 8~~~-({
And the psuedoscience crowd decided it was caused by alien mind rays from Area 51 or something.