Brutkey

Lauren Weinstein
@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org

BREAKING: A man is facing charges for allegedly assaulting an ICE officer with a Subway sandwich. Unclear if this will be considered a deadly weapon. May depend on meat choices, one might suppose.

Stephen B
@belwerks@mstdn.ca

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org Those assorted subs do contain a lot of life threatening sodium, so this could be a big charge.