Brutkey

BrianKrebs
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

...aaand that's about all a Subway sandwich is good for anyway

http://nytimes.com/2025/08/13/us/politics/federal-agent-trump-sandwich-dc.html

A NYT story says: Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C.
A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one. Pictured are police officers standing outside of a Subway store.

Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

pretty sure that constitutes a felony using a subway sandwich, i.e. attack with a deadly weapon.

BrianKrebs
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange Gyro or hero?

Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

hero.

not all heros wear capes. some are used to attack feds.