Brutkey

Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

i was trying to explain my feelings about various exercise:

swimming: staying alive until you can get out of the water
running: only necessary if you're being chased by someone with a knife
cycling: fleeing person with a knife while using technology to improve speed
walking: conceding you're too old to run away from the person with a knife

joat
@joat@mastodon.scot

@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
fencing: having a longer knife
archery: fuck your knife

Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

@joat@mastodon.scot

fencing: trying to use longer knife while wearing defective straightjacket and non-n95 mask

Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange

@joat@mastodon.scot

we will avoid my opinion of all the various sports involving balls and a fascinating variety of what are really just sticks.