Brutkey

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

some of you stupid motherfuckers really do seem to believe that sharing your illegal activities on the public internet is a good idea if you add "but definitely don't do this!!! it's illegal wink wink" at the end

you stupid fucking delirious ape do NOT share your crimes online that's like the most basic thing imaginable you are going to get fucking pegged to death in the jail showers at this rate


konstruct-960T-BF64.gguf
@konstruct@woof.tech

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com me when the police pulls up my encrypted VPN traffic and the piracy index I pinned on my mastodon profile and they ask if I did pirate media

schuelermine
@anselmschueler@ieji.de

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com allegedly

dipshit
@lea@lea.pet

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com me being sentenced to death because i posted on fedi about pirating a disney movie

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

do you think there is a single stupid fucking fool in a court of law that this would work on

dipshit
@lea@lea.pet

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com chatgpt lawyer