Brutkey

Cadbury Moose
@Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop

@jandi@mastodon.social @Tarnport@mastodon.green @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt

If it was a wildebeest it would be Chekhov's Gnu.

<Black Country[1] accent>

Q. "What's the difference between a waterbuffalo and a basin[2]?"

A. "You can't wash your hands in a waterbuffalo."

</Black Country[1] accent>

3:O)>

[1] Typically Dudley/Sedgely/West Bromwich...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Country

[2] Locally pronounced "Bison". 3:O)>

I'll get my coat (typically a "Donkey Jacket").


Virginicus
@Virginicus@universeodon.com

@Cadbury_Moose@wandering.shop @jandi@mastodon.social @Tarnport@mastodon.green @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Reminds me of the story of the American WW2 aviator who was shot down and woke up in an Australian hospital. “Did I come here to die?” he moaned.
“No,” the nurse said sympathetically. “You caime here yesterdie.”