Doc ImpossibleIf milling out your opponent in Magic the Gathering is the the gameplay equivalent of magically bimbofying them, self-mill decks represent a strategy whereby a player bimbofies herself to distract their opponent, which is narratively appropriate given how many trans women play. In this essay I
Tess@Impossible_PhD@hachyderm.io how dare you 
Jenny :TransButterfly: :3hearts:@tess@chaosfem.tw @Impossible_PhD@hachyderm.io I once knew a guy who had a deck where he'd mill his entire library and cast everything from his graveyard, effectively filling his head with knowledge and bimbofying himself, which reminds me of a couple PhDs I know.
I haven't seen that guy in years and I hope she's doing well these days. 
Tess@SymTrkl@anarres.family @Impossible_PhD@hachyderm.io no thoughts deck empty
Jenny :TransButterfly: :3hearts:@tess@chaosfem.tw I was gonna make a joke that Leng was onto something, but I forgot that his famous library is about having the girthiest hand size and then I went down this whole rabbit hole because I'll be damned if I set myself up to be corrected about such a stupid joke and anyway there's a Planeswalker card where you win the game if you're milled and my headcanon is now that Jace Beleren is transfem and trying to find a plane where they've figured out how to synthesize estradiol.
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