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OTHER THINGS YOU CAN DO TO SAVE WATER AT HOME

- Save your piss in empty soft drinks bottles. No, really: piss is water, not radioactive waste, honest

- Wrap yourself in cling-film at night so you sweat less

- Kidnap passing school children, slice them finely, and dry them in a food dessicator

- Eat the rich (raw), that way you're not wasting valuable water on crop irrigation: suggestion, start with water company PR firm executives

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/national-drought-group-meets-to-address-nationally-significant-water-shortfall

A screenshot from a government page about saving water. It says.

HOW TO SAVE WATER AT HOME
• Install a rain butt to collect rainwater to use in the garden.
• Fix a leaking toilet - leaky loos can waste 200-400 litres a day.
• Use water from the kitchen to water your plants.
• Avoid watering your lawn - brown grass will grow back healthy.
• Turn off the taps when brushing teeth or shaving.
• Take shorter showers.
• Delete old emails and pictures as data centres require vast amounts of
water to cool their systems.

Mark Otway
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@cstross@wandering.shop