This is so stupid, how can you offer to buy something for more money than you're worth? brb, just gonna get a loan for double my net worth, pinkie promise to pay it back lol.
Perplexity offers to buy Google Chrome for $34.5 billion https://www.theverge.com/news/758218/perplexity-google-chrome-bid-unsolicited-offer
@thisismissem@hachyderm.io i feel like the perplexity guy doesnβt realize chrome doesnβt make any money on its own
@thisismissem@hachyderm.io with all the revenue I probably won't have ;)
@odr_k4tana@infosec.exchange exactly π
I mean I know billionaire money is totally imaginary (it's loans backed by stocks as collateral, or loans against the business I'm going to buy with some collateral (this was Musk buying Twitter), but come on, this is just taking the piss no?
@odr_k4tana@infosec.exchange exactly π
I mean I know billionaire money is totally imaginary (it's loans backed by stocks as collateral, or loans against the business I'm going to buy with some collateral (this was Musk buying Twitter), but come on, this is just taking the piss no?
@thisismissem@hachyderm.io One could interpret it as a sign of using current market valuation to secure their business. They might have hit a scaling wall like all the others and are now trying to diversify the company. Would make sense.
@thisismissem@hachyderm.io One could interpret it as a sign of using current market valuation to secure their business. They might have hit a scaling wall like all the others and are now trying to diversify the company. Would make sense.