@chillybot@infosec.exchange
Me: "Good morning world 😴
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The News: "Good morning Chilly here are some new terrible things to start your day."
Me: "Oh... Thank?... You?"
The News: "Hey good luck out there today, everything is still the worst."
Me: "I know."
The News: "No really, have a fantastic day. Everything is falling apart."
Me: "..."