πΏπΆππΆ "not yet begun to fight"@Lana@beige.party
REPUBLICAN: I just want to take this opportunity as a friendly reminder that it was Democrats that opposed slavery, Democrats that founded the confederacy, and Democrats who started the KKK.
DEMOCRAT: oh. ok. thanks for the reminder.
REPUBLICAN: that's right. we're not the racists you're the racists.
DEMOCRAT: well alright then. in that case we'll just tear down all these statues of racist Democrat Confederate generals that are lying around.
REPUBLICAN: well now hol on there one gol darned minute boy
DEMOCRAT: and you won't mind if I rename all these streets and public buildings and military bases that bear the names of racist Democrat KKK members and racist Democrat pro-slavery politicians
REPUBLICAN: well hang on there i never said you could
DEMOCRAT: and let's just go ahead and get rid of all these racist Democrat Confederacy flags that are flying over libraries and courthouses and legislatures. Just throw em in the garbage. That's where they belong, right?
REPUBLICAN: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN
DEMOCRAT: and while we're at it we're gonna burn down all the racist Democrat southern plantations that seem to STILL EXIST somehow in 2025.
REPUBLICAN: YOU LAY ONE HAND ON MY HERITAGE AND YOU DIE YOU FUCKIN Nβ
