@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
Not a wheelie! 😱
#WashingtonDC
Not a wheelie! 😱
#WashingtonDC
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
SGT: "Private, why did you join the National Guard"
PVT: "TO PREVENT CRIMINAL WHEELIES, SERGEANT!"
SMH
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social whomst amongst us has not yearned to wheelie, yet restrained ourselves as handmaidens of civilization?