Brutkey

Alexander Dyas
@alexanderdyas@mindly.social

Why is there peanut butter all over my usb hub?


Raymond Russell
@raymierussell@mastodon.scot

@alexanderdyas@mindly.social
A question for the ages.

Alexander Dyas
@alexanderdyas@mindly.social

@raymierussell@mastodon.scot Not even joking, I had to wipe it clean.

Raymond Russell
@raymierussell@mastodon.scot

@alexanderdyas@mindly.social
If you don't cover one piece of electronics in peanut butter in your lifetime then you are not really living.

Alexander Dyas
@alexanderdyas@mindly.social

@raymierussell@mastodon.scot

Indeed, ticked that off my bucket list!

Next - bungee jump from a hot air balloon into a pot of apricot jam.

Raymond Russell
@raymierussell@mastodon.scot

@alexanderdyas@mindly.social

I want to eat a whole tub of dairylea cheese on horseback at some point.

Alexander Dyas
@alexanderdyas@mindly.social

@raymierussell@mastodon.scot Join the queue!