Brutkey

Wrenasaurus Tex :trans_heart:
@WrenArcher@beige.party

Just had the weirdest interaction while leaving a UPS place. A woman held the door open for me as she continued walking through and I did the same for a somewhat older guy (maybe late 50s) as I walked through.

He playfully said comma "you better open that door for me. I'm disabled. No... it's cause I'm old. No better, I'm a veteran. No because I'm gay."

And I'm kinda just staring at him as he peppers off this all these things in his sentence.

Then he says, "I'm not really."

And I swear on my mother's ashes I responded with a deadpan expression, "Okay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

And now I'm in my car just laughing and laughing. 🤣