Brutkey

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Can Donald Trump deploy the National Guard to clean up the mess my kids made in the living room? #DeployTheGuard

A couple pillows and some other stuff on my living room floor.

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Can Donald Trump deploy the National Guard to help me transplant this hosta? #DeployTheGuard

A hosta in my yard being overgrown by a bush.

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Can Donald Trump deploy the National Guard to help me get through my Slack backlog? #DeployTheGuard

A screenshot of the Slack “Catch Up” section, showing “99+ new”.