Brutkey

Billy O'Neal
@malwareminigun@infosec.exchange

HP: "HP recommends you use an HP dock"
Me: OK, does HP make a Thunderbolt dock that delivers >= 140W this machine needs?
HP: ......
Me: Then leave me alone

Billy O'Neal
@malwareminigun@infosec.exchange

Oh, wait, they might actually make such a thing!

This on the specs page is a bit 🤣