Brutkey

Alice McFlurry :bc:
@Alice@beige.party

Related to this post, Kev and I were in a Lyft last night and I could see on the driver's display that he was in the middle of a call with someone named Simone and I was like "you can put Simone on speaker if you want" and HE DID so then we were all talking to Simone who was apparently breastfeeding their baby because (1) she told us and (2) we could kind of HEAR it and I kept repeating "slurp it up, buddy!" in my head and I could see Kev staring at me with his eyes saying "Don’t say it, Alice. PLEASE don’t say it!"

I am happy to report that it was a short ride so I was able to keep it inside long enough to make it out of the car without telling their baby to slurp it up, so maybe I’m maturing?