Brutkey

Ludwig Vielfrass
@lerxst@az.social

@CursedSilicon@social.restless.systems

An image of the "STOP DOING MATH" meme, edited read instead:

STOP DOING DEV OPS ON PERSONAL SITES
- PERSONAL WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLOUDS
- YEARS OF BLOGGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for zero-downtime CI/CD PIPELINES
- Wanted to put your website on the net ? We had a tool for that: It was called “FTP”
- “Yes please orchestrate my deployment. Please provision horizontal scaling” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what DevOps Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the homepages & fan sites we built for them
(This is REAL Ops , done by REAL Engineers )
/ Below this line are 3 (excessively?) complicated systems architecture /
"Hello I would to containerize the application layer please"
They have played us for absolute fools.

Kevin Karhan :verified:
@kkarhan@infosec.space

@lerxst@az.social @CursedSilicon@social.restless.systems +9001%
https://infosec.space/@kkarhan/115009866399768599