Brutkey

Kate Morley
@katemorley@hachyderm.io

Listen, itโ€™s very simple: In Britain we use the metric system, except for beer and milk, which come in pints. But not plant milk โ€” that comes in litres.

Oh, and distances are in miles. But only if theyโ€™re too far to walk โ€” if you can walk it itโ€™s in metres. If youโ€™re driving then your fuel efficiency is in miles-per-gallon, but petrol is sold in litres.

Oh, and your height is in feet and inches. If you donโ€™t care much about your weight itโ€™s in stone (but not pounds โ€” no-one can remember how many pounds are in a stone and itโ€™s hard to read the little tick marks on analogue scales). If you do care about your weight then your digital scales tell you it in kilograms.

Oh, and if thereโ€™s a heatwave then tabloids will forecast a โ€œ100ยฐF scorcherโ€. But if itโ€™s cold then itโ€™s an โ€œarctic blastโ€ with โ€œwidespread temperatures below 0ยฐCโ€.

I hope this clears things up.

Michael Weiss
@mweiss@infosec.exchange

@katemorley@hachyderm.io BTW, England is the country that not all that long ago had 220 pence to the pound. And had monetary denominations like shillings, tanners, crowns, farthings, florins. And the abbreviation for pence was d, of course.