Cactuar JoeYes folks, the military's out there fighting Godzilla for our freedom! How Godzilla got our freedom, I'll never know. #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeGhidora like, "Oh shit, you found my missing temporal lobe! Thanks guys, I should be okay from here." #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeGhidora learned Draco Meteor! #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe...So if the Guardian Monsters are specifically empowered by the souls of people who died in WWII, precisely which souls are, at this moment, frying Godzilla with a bug zapper? Is this a Manchuria thing or more of a gift from the Phillipenes? #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeThough I suppose in retrospect the whole resurrection thing makes sense. Probably the answer to the question of how you kill a monster made of the souls of the dead is NOT, "durrrr maybe try murder." #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeYup, that sure is a Godzilla sphincter right there. #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeTurns out the real solution to the problem of nuclear vengeance was just "give him a stomach ulcer." #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeSo how long you figure it takes before dad's skin starts sloughing off from radiation poisoning? #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeWell done, General Schwartzkopf. #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeYes, thank the entire military for protecting us from the threat of nuclear annihilation! Don't stop to ask where that threat actually comes from, just salute like a good girl! #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeGood CG heart, tho #monsterdon
Cactuar JoeAll-Out Attack does have one of the better plots for a Godzilla flick -- it's far more coherent, for a start -- but the pro-military bits really do irritate the shit out of me >_> #monsterdon
Paco Hope@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza I thought Godzilla was sometimes the good guy. Is it always that they want to kill him? I thought he saved Japan from some of these monsters in the past. I was confused that they were happy to see him die.
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Scarab (Sarah)@paco@infosec.exchange @CactuarJoe@retro.pizza For whatever reason, Godzilla seemed much more hostile and destructive this time around, so I understand the hostility towards him. Also, those glassy/milky eyes! #Monsterdon