Brutkey

Kate Morley
@katemorley@hachyderm.io

Listen, it’s very simple: In Britain we use the metric system, except for beer and milk, which come in pints. But not plant milk β€” that comes in litres.

Oh, and distances are in miles. But only if they’re too far to walk β€” if you can walk it it’s in metres. If you’re driving then your fuel efficiency is in miles-per-gallon, but petrol is sold in litres.

Oh, and your height is in feet and inches. If you don’t care much about your weight it’s in stone (but not pounds β€” no-one can remember how many pounds are in a stone and it’s hard to read the little tick marks on analogue scales). If you do care about your weight then your digital scales tell you it in kilograms.

Oh, and if there’s a heatwave then tabloids will forecast a β€œ100Β°F scorcher”. But if it’s cold then it’s an β€œarctic blast” with β€œwidespread temperatures below 0Β°C”.

I hope this clears things up.

Michael Weiss
@mweiss@infosec.exchange

@katemorley@hachyderm.io and English pints are 25% bigger than US pints.

In the US the rhyme is "A pint's a pound the world around." Which is clearly not true. Though I'd love to be able to buy a pint in a pub in London for a pound these days!


Hitsu Yonai
@hitsuyonai@mastodon.online

@mweiss@infosec.exchange @katemorley@hachyderm.io

"English pints are 25% bigger than US pints." lol - schoolboy error - you think US and UK fluid ounces are the same ?
😜😜

Michael Weiss
@mweiss@infosec.exchange

@hitsuyonai@mastodon.online @katemorley@hachyderm.io oh crap. TIL...

English pints are ~20% bigger because English ounces are ~5% smaller. Even more of a mess than I had realized!