rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
I wanna see Pong on one of these ship screens.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
you can tell how important an officer is by the number of phones on their desk.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
aw yeah, this is an Underground Monster
you've never heard of 'em
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
WOPR WILL PREDICT WHERE THE MONSTER IS.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
FLOPPY DISK SPOTTED!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
monster's in for a surprise jail inspection.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
WHO'S A GOOD BIG FOAM BOY
YOU ARE!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
it's non-Zilla!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
now _that's_ a Godzilla!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
okay, we're about 1/3 through and we got what, 2 out of 3 monsters showing?
this movie knows how to be compact, sometimes.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
so the thing is
I think this movie is trying to really push comedy over tragedy
and it's not quite making it
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Godzilla meet-cute live tracking
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Godzilla has no use for "mountains"
just shoves on through!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
waiting for BOTH monsters to swat the helicopters
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
the in-car TV is a...choice
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
awww they just tusslin'
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
HOW BIG are the two characters to be seen in that wide shot
are they the real monsters
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"hey Miss, will we die?"
there's a way to ask that, and I'm not sure that was it.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"I don't care of monsters are ravaging the countryside, YOU MAY NOT DRIVE"
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
found a peanut, found a peanut...
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
begin the gundam launch sequence!
err...
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
the monsters that somehow don't wreck Internet infrastructure.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
props to bicycles though, for getting you where you should not be
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
well then FIRE ZE MISSILES!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
it's WET FALCOR
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh my god they're all Godzilla truthers
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oooh, the challenge of NAMING THINGS
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
benefits of being an officer: you don't have to wear the stupid lifejacket
downside: drowning risk
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oooh are they gonna equip the D-3 warhead with the warning to NOT DO THAT
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
I wanna live in the world where you can stream off your handycam using FireWire to your cell phone!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
DEPLOY SPIKES
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
they tried to blow up the lady, but
she is indestructible
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh, Godzilla, you're wearing the facehugger backwards
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
and FINALLY
ENTERING THE RING
it's Ghidora, DRAGON KERBEROS
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Ghidora Sighting:
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
ohhh we done failed it, the d-3s are DONEZO!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Ghidora Gold Edition
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
lol they're gonna try MORE D3s
they have one solution and they're gonna try it everywhere
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
a heartwarming Father-Daughter moment.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
I Can't Believe It's Not Alvin
#monsterdon
Paco Hope@paco@infosec.exchange
@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net The UK has sent Boaty McBoatface to help.
#Monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
if this is internet TV
how is static working like that?
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
SET YOUR SHAKYCAM TO MAX
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
SET YOUR SHAKYCAM TO MAX
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Titanic Moment off the bridge.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Titanic Moment off the bridge.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
THE SOUL ROCK! HOPE TO GHIDORA!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
THE SOUL ROCK! HOPE TO GHIDORA!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
and somehow, they were not injured by impacting the water.
surrrrrre.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
and somehow, they were not injured by impacting the water.
surrrrrre.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh, Ghidora got re-replated!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh, Ghidora got re-replated!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
well, Ghidora done blown up pretty good...and served to power up the first monster from our movie?
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
well, Ghidora done blown up pretty good...and served to power up the first monster from our movie?
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
one man
one monster
one missile
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
one man
one monster
one missile
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Commander you are now entering the Hallucination Zone
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Commander you are now entering the Hallucination Zone
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
uhhhhh that's not the kinda wave you wanna be near
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
uhhhhh that's not the kinda wave you wanna be near
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
GODZILLA HOLE!
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
GODZILLA HOLE!
BLACK AS YOUR SOUL!
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh, your Godzilla's sprung a leak.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh, your Godzilla's sprung a leak.
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
and thus, your Godzilla is now NULL and VOID
don't worry about the matter displacement, 'k?
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
and thus, your Godzilla is now NULL and VOID
don't worry about the matter displacement, 'k?
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Newsroom: "Hooray! We're All Gonna Get Paid!"
#monsterdon
rj@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Newsroom: "Hooray! We're All Gonna Get Paid!"
#monsterdon