Brutkey

SherBeareth
@SherBeareth@mastodon.world

#catHumour #wine #dressup #SOS

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A grey cat with an anxious expression and wide open eyes is sitting in the handbag portion of a grocery shopping cart, next to a woman perusing a wine section. Captioned: Sir, help me. She's buying wine, and when she buys wine, she drinks wine and when she drinks wine she makes me wear funny clothes and she calls me her baby. She's crazy man, help!
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

@SherBeareth@mastodon.world 😆😆

SherBeareth
@SherBeareth@mastodon.world

@MAJ1@beige.party 😂😂😂😂 Poor downtrodden kitty.

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party

@SherBeareth@mastodon.world Our two would like you to believe that too! 😆😆

SherBeareth
@SherBeareth@mastodon.world

@MAJ1@beige.party Hee hee. My Tuxedo loves the op for a bit of sympathy.
Sometimes he carries on as if he hasn’t had a proper meal since 1862. (Doesn’t eat his caught mice, instead he drops them on my sleeping body then waits expectantly to be praised when I levitate.)

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A tiger cat is holding onto a doorframe as if it’s life or death. Captioned: …feel weak. haven’t eaten... in half an.... hour may... be starving