Schrödinger's Prat@Rhodium103@mastodon.social
Airbnb: You've put the towels in the laundry basket, but the dedicated towel laundry bakest! That one's sky blue! I found crumbs behind the bed, you were supposed to vacuum the place! The recycling was supposed to go on the left of the gate, not the right! I don't care if they don't have numbers, you're supposed to park in front of garage 12! How dare you treat my fourth house with such contempt!
Hotels: I see you've shat in the kettle. Excellent choice, sir.