@spocko@mastodon.online
Cartman:
Mom, you don't understand.
I'm getting really good at this.
I have my arguments down rock solid.
These young college girls are totally unprepared, so I can just destroy them & also edit out all the ones that actually argue back well.
It just feels so good.
Mom:
I understand it feels good, but that doesn't mean you do it all the time.
EC: I'm sorry, Mommy.
Mom: Put the computer away & leave those poor college girls alone.
EC: Ok, I won't masterdebate anymore tonight.
[He doesn't stop]