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BREAKING: The MDOT MTA has announced new plans to plan budgeting to fund research to research further transportation construction in Maryland.
The plans are estimated to begin on 1 Jan 3000, and are estimated to finish in 3456.
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In other news, the MDOT and SHA are now giving bonuses to those running over pedestrians while going 160km/h in a school zone.