Brutkey

sortius :Fire_Bisexual:
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I went to the pub on my street this arvo with the kids for some beer and soft drinks. They were asking me why I don't go there.

I said "it's full of rich people". They nodded their heads and kept drinking.

I jokingly said "maybe I should come up here and bag myself a rich woman", to which they both cruelly laughed and said "You have no chance dad"
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@drunkenmadman@aus.social

@sortius@infosec.exchange buuuuurn

sortius :Fire_Bisexual:
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@drunkenmadman@aus.social it cut me so deep I said to them to go in and ask the rich women if they'll be their mummy.

They were not impressed with that one