Brutkey

Emily Vale, Gendermancer
@sillyCoelophysis@hachyderm.io

How about some good old fashioned #shamePosting? Check this shit out:

A CD case with a sepia photo of a shirtless man crouched in the fetal position. Above him, it says "CREED my own prison". The clear plastic case has subtle but noticeable wear. This CD has been places, clearly.
Emily Vale, Gendermancer
@sillyCoelophysis@hachyderm.io

How many homophobic slurs do you think are uttered during the 1 hour and 44 minute run time? Hint: these assholes are the creators of South Park.

DVD case of the movie Baseketball. Jenny McCarthy stands in a golden dress, looking like "somebody farted," between Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who are wearing their Baseketball uniforms.
Emily Vale, Gendermancer
@sillyCoelophysis@hachyderm.io

Okay, last one. This movie contains the most egregiously transphobic scene I've ever witnessed in a movie. One day I will cut out this scene and replace it with the ending of Ex Machina, but with Einhorn's head on Ava's body and Ace's on Caleb's.

DVD case of Ace Ventura, with Jim Carrey standing next to a dog and holding his business card up to the camera.
Dahlia
@glamfrenzy@toot.lgbt

@sillyCoelophysis@hachyderm.io
I found the two Ace Ventura movies on VHS at the thrift store and bought them (50c each) thinking I loved these as a kid, I'm prepared for the bigotry, let's see if I can get a dose of nostalgic joy here.

Result: the second movie remains unwatched

Dahlia
@glamfrenzy@toot.lgbt

@sillyCoelophysis@hachyderm.io
I will say that Einhorn refusing to sit down to take a piss while Ace is outside the bathroom door is a power move