George Penney@georgepenney@sunny.garden
#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A small human (4?) is waiting for a cheese toastie to be made while roaring what can only be an ancient summoning spell.
It goes: "Melted CHEEEESE! Melted CHEEESE. CHEEESE! In. My. TUMMMYYY! CHEESE!"
A toastie appears.
Her work here is done.
A couple (70s?) are inspecting bread rolls at a bakery truck.
As they're talking, one slides her freezing hand under her partner's jumper, pressing it into the small of his back.
He yelps and gives her a scowl: "You're lucky I love ya."
She grins.
A small human (3?) is helping Dad buy vegetables.
He brandishes a toy Batmobile and says with absolute gravity: "Dad. My Batmobile can help. It can't fly but it does other things."
Dad is impressed and accepts his offer.
(It turns out Batmobiles know a thing or two about choosing carrots.)
A family walk by a cheese stall with some stinky cheese on sale.
Dad wrinkles his nose and says: "Whoa. Pongs a bit here, doesn't it?"
Young Human (8?) says with absolute authority: "Oh, I know that smell! Someone's eaten an avocado and they DEFINITELY farted."
Mum bursts out laughing.
A young human (10?) has just seen his French teacher in the wild. (Oh no!) Now she's greeting him in French. And now she's talking to Mum! And they're now laughing! What is happening here?! Teachers aren't meant to live outside school! How did she escape?! Is this even allowed?!
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