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Gus Posey@Gustodon@mas.to
Since we're allowed to just cosplay law enforcement now I'm going to start a group called Not ICE, which I'll abbreviate to NICE. We'll hang around Home Depot parking lots and give people sandwiches.
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party
@Gustodon@mas.to
Gus, since there are no lower or upper age limits for joining ICE, I'm thinking of signing up like Mr Mackey, the guidance counselor from South Park did. I could sure use that sweet sweet $50,000 sign up bonus.
With my advanced years, high-blood pressure and cholesterol, it'll sure help with the doctor bills now that cuts to Medicaid are planned.
Also in my favor, I spent years training to perform the smallest amount of work I could get away with while my employers compensated me with the lowest amount they dared.
I think I'd be pretty darn good at sabotaging them from the inside, as well, if I say so myself.
#USPolitics #ICE