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Curious
@curiously@mastodon.au

@lorry@infosec.exchange is our first FTL probe returning. Launched in 2066 the faster than light characheriscs causing time dilation with the probe arriving before it left, including the physics and engineering insights that will take 41 years to perfect to allow the probe itself to be launched.
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Lorry
@lorry@infosec.exchange

@curiously@mastodon.au Aaah but this one isn't even at NFTL, so maybe it's one Mars sent out three billion years ago coming home to the Solar System?

Curious
@curiously@mastodon.au

@lorry@infosec.exchange well the accident Martians know how to guide an object, with a 3 billion year travel time the have practically reverse parked it into it original launch tube, impressive

Lorry
@lorry@infosec.exchange

@curiously@mastodon.au You know what the Martians used to say about meteors, they're just like homing pigeons, but harder to chew on!